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President Obama choosing which photo of Secretary Clinton to be used for National Historic statue.

WASHINGTON DC (NewS Satire)– Hillary Clinton, a fixture in Washington DC since 1974, has been been added to the National Register of Historic Places, it was announced today.

“This is indeed an honor, not only to me, but to my restorers,” Clinton beamed. Secretary Clinton, a 1947 English Tudor, has undergone renovations in recent years, adding a touch of Mid-Century modern to her basic A-frame giving her a classic contemporary look.

With this designation, donors to Clinton are eligible to receive both a campaign contribution deduction and a Historic Tax Credit, making it easy to avoid taxes while helping preserve our nation’s crumbling infrastructure.

After the last primaries in early June, Mrs. Clinton will be temporarily encased in scaffolding to prepare for her official unveiling at the Democratic National Convention.

For his part, Clinton’s rival Bernie Sanders was designated a National Landmark and will soon be fitted with an informational plaque.