Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!
Faster than EZ Pass! More powerful than New Jersey Transit! Able to leap the Prudential Center in a single bound! “Look up in the sky! It’s a Rainbow! It’s a Pink Triangle!” “No, it’s Ombuds-Man!” It’s Ombuds-Man! By day, a mild-mannered reporter for PolitickerNJ. But when he hears the distressed [...]
Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll
“a presidential candidate for the GOP who has no problem cleaning his own private parts,” In the latest New Jersey presidential poll conducted by Monmouth University pollster, Patrick Murray, 826 likely voters were were asked who they currently support for the GOP nomination for president. In the poll, 32% indicated [...]
Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl
Manning Wins MVP for Helping Viewers Forget Madonna’s Singing At halftime, the New York Giants were down 10 to 9, trailing the New England Patriots Super Bowl XLVI — after showing domination early. And then came an even bigger disaster for Giants fans: Madonna’s singing during the halftime show. “I knew [...]
Nets Games cost a Pretty Penny
“It Makes Good Cents to See The Nets.” Special to What Exit:New Jersey? by Danny Curtis Tickets for a Nets game are selling for as low as a penny for Wednesday’s night game against the Detroit Pistons —The only additional cost is the StubHub service charge which was raised to [...]
Clergy: “There Must Be an DEP Environmental Impact Study to deal with the prospect of Gay Marriage in New Jersey.”
The State Assembly committee today approved legislation allowing same-sex couples to marry, setting the stage for a showdown in two weeks between Democratic lawmakers and Gov. Chris Christie. A 6 1/2-hour hearing preceded the vote, and while many of the same people who turned out for a Senate panel hearing [...]
Groundhog Day: Governor sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Yelling at Public Employees
It’s Groundhog Day, again, in Trenton, and this year is no different as the news media eagerly awaited whether Governor Chris Christie would see his shadow, as he emerged from the State House. “This is a very exciting time of year. The Occupy Trenton folks have made it through a [...]
New Jersey Has More Things And Stuff Than Other States
A report released earlier this month by the Foundation of Things and Stuff (FTS), determined that states with higher tax rates produced “more things and stuff”, like “roads”, “schools”, “playgrounds” and “parks” for their state residents. “Because less than 10 percent of the state budgets are invested in producing items [...]





