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  • Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!
  • Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll
  • Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl
  • Nets Games cost a Pretty Penny
  • Clergy: “There Must Be an DEP Environmental Impact Study to deal with the prospect of Gay Marriage in New Jersey.”
  • Groundhog Day: Governor sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Yelling at Public Employees
  • New Jersey Has More Things And Stuff Than Other States

Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

Faster than EZ Pass! More powerful than New Jersey Transit! Able to leap the Prudential Center in a single bound! “Look up in the sky! It’s a Rainbow! It’s a Pink Triangle!” “No, it’s Ombuds-Man!” It’s Ombuds-Man! By day, a mild-mannered reporter for PolitickerNJ. But when he hears the distressed [...]

Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll

“a presidential candidate for the GOP who has no problem cleaning his own private parts,” In the latest New Jersey presidential poll conducted by Monmouth University pollster, Patrick Murray, 826 likely voters were were asked who they currently support for the GOP nomination for president. In the poll, 32% indicated [...]

Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl

Manning Wins MVP  for Helping Viewers Forget Madonna’s  Singing At halftime, the New York Giants were down 10 to 9, trailing the New England Patriots Super Bowl XLVI — after showing domination early. And then came an even bigger disaster for Giants fans: Madonna’s singing during the halftime show. “I knew [...]

Nets Games cost a Pretty Penny

“It Makes Good Cents to See The Nets.” Special to What Exit:New Jersey?  by Danny Curtis   Tickets for a Nets game are selling for as low as a penny for Wednesday’s night game against the Detroit Pistons —The only additional cost is the StubHub service charge which was raised to [...]

Clergy: “There Must Be an DEP Environmental Impact Study to deal with the prospect of Gay Marriage in New Jersey.”

The State Assembly committee today approved legislation allowing same-sex couples to marry, setting the stage for a showdown in two weeks between Democratic lawmakers and Gov. Chris Christie. A 6 1/2-hour hearing preceded the vote, and while many of the same people who turned out for a Senate panel hearing [...]

Groundhog Day: Governor sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Yelling at Public Employees

It’s Groundhog Day, again, in Trenton, and this year is no different as the news media eagerly awaited whether Governor Chris Christie would see his shadow, as he emerged from the State House. “This is a very exciting time of year. The Occupy Trenton folks have made it through a [...]

New Jersey Has More Things And Stuff Than Other States

A report released earlier this month by the Foundation of Things and Stuff (FTS), determined that states with higher tax rates produced “more things and stuff”, like “roads”, “schools”, “playgrounds” and “parks” for their state residents. “Because less than 10 percent of the state budgets are invested in producing items [...]

 

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Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

"The Big O in the Pink Triangle can only mean one thing: Ombuds-Man is on the job!" Faster than EZ Pass! More powerful than New Jersey Transit! Able to leap the Prudential Center in a single bound! “Look up in the sky! It’s...

 

Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll

Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll

“Tea party members demanded to see the birth certificate and dog license of the latest GOP poll winner.” “a presidential candidate for the GOP who has no problem cleaning his own private parts,” In the latest New Jersey presidential...

 

Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl

Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl

“Madonna threatened to continue singing, unless the Giants won the game.”The's Manning Wins MVP  for Helping Viewers Forget Madonna’s  Singing At halftime, the New York Giants were down 10 to 9, trailing the New England Patriots...

 

Nets Games cost a Pretty Penny

Nets Games cost a Pretty Penny

“For what you see here, you could buy a Nets season ticket.” “It Makes Good Cents to See The Nets.” Special to What Exit:New Jersey?  by Danny Curtis   Tickets for a Nets game are selling for as low as a penny for Wednesday’s...

 

Clergy: “There Must Be an DEP Environmental Impact Study to deal with the prospect of Gay Marriage in New Jersey.”

Clergy: “There Must Be an DEP Environmental Impact Study to deal with the prospect of Gay Marriage in New Jersey.”

"If God intends to impact the New Jersey environment in anyway, he'll have to go through the same permitting process as anyone else." The State Assembly committee today approved legislation allowing same-sex couples to marry, setting...

 

Groundhog Day: Governor sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Yelling at Public Employees

Groundhog Day: Governor sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Yelling at Public Employees

"Christie casts a very large shadow." It’s Groundhog Day, again, in Trenton, and this year is no different as the news media eagerly awaited whether Governor Chris Christie would see his shadow, as he emerged from the State House. “This...

 

New Jersey Has More Things And Stuff Than Other States

New Jersey Has More Things And Stuff Than Other States

“Many people in New Jersey get their things and stuff from the store.”The A report released earlier this month by the Foundation of Things and Stuff (FTS), determined that states with higher tax rates produced “more things and stuff”,...

 

Ironic News Report with Julianna Forlano!

Ironic News Report with Julianna Forlano!

Juliana Forlano, host of the Ironic News Report This week’s edition of the Ironic News Report with Julianna Forlano! The Ironic News Report is a satirical news parody that skewers politics and current events. This weeks edition talks of...

 

Redistricting Commission Unveils Twelve New Congressional Districts that All Look Like New Jersey

Redistricting Commission Unveils Twelve New Congressional Districts that All Look Like New Jersey

"It is a very nice map to look at, if you're from New Jersey." “…this type of redistricting is much easier in “squarer states like Kansas.” The game of musical chairs that is congressional redistricting progressed...

 

The Latest Ironic News Report: Newt’s Gone Wild…and so has lots of other things.

The Latest Ironic News Report: Newt’s Gone Wild…and so has lots of other things.

Juliana Forlano, host of the Ironic News Report The Ironic News Report: Is it us or does it seem like the whole world has gone mad?! Black is white, up is down, Fox is telling the truth…its madness! (Not really on the Fox tip.) This week’s...

 
 
 
 

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NJ Royal Governor Lewis Morris writes to Gouverneur Morris of Pennsylvania: “Change your name, dude. I am getting all your mail.”

NJ Royal Governor Lewis Morris writes to Gouverneur Morris of Pennsylvania: “Change your name, dude. I am getting all your mail.”

"Lord Upton Cash Underthetable." In 1738, New Jersey became a separate royal colony from New York and received its own royal governor, Lewis Morris. The new Governor Lewis Morris immediately wrote to Gouverneur Morris, the representative...

 

On this day in 1938: It Was No Hoax – Martians Actually Did Invade Grovers Mill, NJ

On this day in 1938: It Was No Hoax – Martians Actually Did Invade Grovers Mill, NJ

This photo was taken by Hostly's grandfather, the former Mayor of Grover's Mill. For years it was thought that the broadcast was just a play, that the Martian invasion was fake.  The War of the Worlds was supposed to be an episode...

 

Thomas Edison Invents the Teeth Vacuum: A Major Advance in Dental Hygiene

Thomas Edison Invents the Teeth Vacuum: A Major Advance in Dental Hygiene

On this day in New Jersey history, Edison demonstrates his new invention, the Teeth Vacuum ---heralding a new era in dental hygiene. Thomas Edison was an unemployed factory worker who lived on the outskirts of  Menlo Park, New Jersey and was...

 

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Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

"The Big O in the Pink Triangle can only mean one thing: Ombuds-Man is on the job!" Faster than EZ Pass! More powerful than New Jersey Transit! Able to leap the Prudential Center in a single bound! “Look up in the sky! It’s...

 

Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll

Winner Of The Westminster Dog Show Leads In New GOP Poll

“Tea party members demanded to see the birth certificate and dog license of the latest GOP poll winner.” “a presidential candidate for the GOP who has no problem cleaning his own private parts,” In the latest New Jersey presidential...

 

Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl

Madonna Almost Ruins An Exciting Super Bowl

“Madonna threatened to continue singing, unless the Giants won the game.”The's Manning Wins MVP  for Helping Viewers Forget Madonna’s  Singing At halftime, the New York Giants were down 10 to 9, trailing the New England Patriots...

 
 

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Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

Never Fear, Gay Citizens: Ombuds-Man Will Protect Civil Unions In New Jersey!

"The Big O in the Pink Triangle can only mean one thing: Ombuds-Man is on the job!" Faster than EZ Pass! More powerful than New Jersey Transit! Able to leap the Prudential Center in a single bound! “Look up in the sky! It’s...

 

We asked three famous bears what they think of the NJ bear hunt.

We asked three famous bears what they think of the NJ bear hunt.

Halfway through the weeklong black bear hunt, more than 300 bruins have been killed. If we add the number of bears that were killed in last year’s hunt and those euthanized and killed by cars, we learn that more than 1,000 bears have been...

 

Since the October snowstorm, has your power been restored?

Since the October snowstorm, has your power been restored?

In a conference call with the heads of three New Jersey electric utilities Saturday, Gov. Chris Christie obtained a pledge by Jersey Central Power & Light to halt automated calls that inform homes and businesses that their power has been...

 
 

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