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Chicken Crossing Road In Gloucester County Questioned By Local Police
It was something you don’t expect to happen in this quiet bucolic farmland County in south-central New Jersey: two local City of Woodbury police cars and one state trooper called in to address an issue. “Why are you crossing the road?,” demanded Police Sgt. Esteban Cáceres of the City of [...]
Nets Get Lost on Way to Brooklyn, Team Gets Mugged Upon Arrival
“Welcome to Brooklyn, Mother F$#%kers,” In an effort to save money, the former New Jersey Nets Assistant Traveling Secretary, Joshua Ira Mandelbaum, went on MapBlast to give directions to the school bus driver carrying the team to their new home. They almost did not make it to their new home, [...]
“Governor of NJ Waxes his Back Using Public Funds.” Senate President Demands Investigation
“We’ll get to the bottom of this”, says Senate President Sweeney. New Jersey elected officials do receive medical coverage, that covers a wide range of medical ailments. However, one thing that it should not be covering—-is hair removal. In an official yearly audit by the Office of Budget Management, Deputy [...]
Mitt Romney Collects Unemployment, Wife Says It’s Not Enough
A special report from our friends at www.freewoodpost.com “I need a bailout for myself, Anne and our five kids.” Unemployment isn’t just a middle class epidemic. In a recent financial report released by the government, Mitt Romney has been receiving unemployment benefits since the end of his governorship of Massachusetts. [...]
Rutgers Study: Most Angry Birds In Video Game Come From New Jersey
Dr. Lawrence Tipperwell, who holds the William J. Gladding Chair in the Department of Ornithology at the Rutgers University School of Life Sciences completed his study of the video game “Angry Birds”. Angry Birds is a strategy puzzle video game developed by a Finnish computer developer. In the game, players use a slingshot to [...]
Heated argument between Sen. Lautenberg, Port Authority executive highlights Senate hearing on toll hikes
Bill Baroni, the second-ranking official at the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey taunted New Jersey’s senior U.S. Senator, Frank Lautenberg, and after several testy exchanges, the senator pounded his gavel and declared the hearing over with the official in mid-sentence. What do you think?
Obama Wants Rigorous Inquiry into Secret Service Prostitution Scandal; Former President Bill Clinton Volunteers to Begin Investigation Immediately.
President Barack Obama said on Sunday that the matter would be fully investigated and that agents assigned to protect him in Colombia were caught with prostitutes, saying he would be angry if the allegations proved true. “However, I will not be angry if the allegations prove untrue. Additionally, if the [...]
